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dirty benson 

The dirty benson is a intercourse position that which the man is in the fetal position on his back with the we we in between his legs and the woman is also in the fetal position on top the man’s knees and the only way for it to work is if the man and woman are unshaven.
Pratt: dude me and Christina totally fucked last night.
Gregory: dude no shot, What position.
Pratt: The Dirty Benson.
Gregory: HOLY SHIT WIFE HER UP
dirty benson by The_dirtiest_BENSON November 17, 2022
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Dirty Benson 

Having or acquiring the sheer upper body strength of a top tier alpha male.
While using said strength, lifting a woman during a sexual act (with one’s duty belt) pounding them into complete submission/ sexual bliss simultaneously.
You see that chick over there, I’m totally going to dirty benson her tonight.

Man, I wish I could dirty benson that chick over there , I don’t have the upper body strength.

You think you’re strong but you can’t even dirty benson.

So I was balls deep last night, dirty bensoning this chick….
Dirty Benson by Cptblksparrow March 9, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016