When your dog licks his chocolate starfish for twenty minutes straight, then you walk in all naive and whatnot and ask him for a big sloppy tongue kiss.
Madison: "Who stepped in dog poop?"
Mike: "Nobody bruh, Its your breath from the Dirty Alder you just received." (Throws up in mouth a little bit.}
Mike: "Nobody bruh, Its your breath from the Dirty Alder you just received." (Throws up in mouth a little bit.}
by Aztec Two Step March 28, 2020
Get the dirty aldermug.