When you tie yourself to the bed while your ex-girlfriend you whored yourself out to dicks you down with a strap on and you get turned on when she degrades you.
Person 1: "god Aidens gone down the wrong path"
Person 2: "how so?"
Person 1: "He's done a Dirty Aiden Lammie"
Person 2: "oh for god's sake what a bitch"
The act of masturbating whilst submerging your scrotum in a teapot of boiling water, and then finishing it off by ejaculating into the teapot, garnishing with flakes of burnt skin, and serving to an unsuspecting person.