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dirty claire 

when you stand 10 feet away trying to catch his cumshot in your mouth as he fucks you with a dildo on a selfie stick
wow!! Jenny and I tried a dirty Claire last night. I sure do need to work on my aim!!
dirty claire by yolo daddy April 15, 2020

dirty Claire 

A dirty Claire is when she gets too many guys to count and has a huge orgy in her parents room when they are on vacation. But always use protection because Claire doesn’t want illegitimate children!
Wow did you see that dirty claire! That shit was wild
dirty Claire by I’m tired April 15, 2020

dirty claire 

When you meet someone at the bar that you want to hookup with, but they’re too sketchy to take home, so you go to the bathroom and use napkins as cushions for your knees so they don’t get bruised while you’re giving them sloppy tippy.
Gretchen: “Where’d you go? I’ve been looking for you.

Hannah: Sorry I was pulling a Dirty Claire with the bouncer.
dirty claire by Kingblabla April 15, 2020

dirty Claire 

Dirty Claire means that she and the man she is fucking is about to cum. She sticks a tampon as a butt plug and uses it as a condom. Then forces it out of her vagina while cum is shooting out.
"Hey, did you hear? Zy did a dirty Claire last night! It was CRAZY!"
dirty Claire by bigtiddiesmilf September 10, 2021

Dirty Claira 

A dirty Claira is when two or more people are having sex whilst looking deeply into a BTS poster the whole time.
Person A: So what did you two get up to last night?
Person B: Cheyenne and I wanted to try something new so we did the Dirty Claira all night.
Dirty Claira by kaixvenus April 8, 2020

Dirty Clare 

When a girl gets sloppy drunk on her 21st birthday and throws up into her 14th drink of the night and then keeps drinks it anyways
Person 1: Ew, did you see Sally do the dirty Clare last night?

Person 2: Yeah, it made me gag when I realized what she was going.
Dirty Clare by User358107638502 April 15, 2020
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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