Directionaterism

Directionaterism is a disease in which a person who is a directionater, which is a person who poses as a directioner but is actually quite the opposite, does or says things constantly that makes them sound like even more of a directionater. This is what we call Directionaterism. The only cure to directionaterism, is to stop talking about One Direction and to just go kill yourself.

Directioner: Louis actually hates it when girls throw carrots at him while he is preforming on stage.
Directionater: Wait, why do girls throw carrots at him?
Directioner: -_-
Directionater: Who the heck is Hazza?
Directioner: Oh my Atlanta...
Directionater: It says that Harry is from Holmes Chapel, so he was born in a church?
Directioner: Stop talking...you have Directionaterism

Directionaterism by Directionaters Suck October 14, 2012

directionater 

Someone who claims to be a fan of One Direction however they don't like all five guys, doesn't like all their songs and buys tickets and says "I'm not really excited about this concert"

Directionater: OHMYGOSH I LOVE LEWIS AND NEIL, the rest are ugly. Oh and I don't like that song they've done, and that Liam is so uptight!

directionater by fightingenvy December 27, 2013

directoritis 

Directoritis is a similiar condition such as "senioritis" "retire-itis" and just simple food itis. However, directoritis pertains to movie directors. The disease is most commonly acquired after the Oscars. Since the directors are loving their little gold oscar, they no longer make good movies, resulting in movie goers having to settle for less "quality" movies. This time of the year is usually a month or two after the oscars and is the christmas for Blockbuster economically. Soon after, the disease is cured and we can once again...see good movies.

Bill: Hey! Let's see a movie tonight!
Chad: Nah bro, nothing good is out...all the big shots have directoritis!
Bill: Wanna just see Race to Witch Mountain?
Chad: Nah..lets just rent Batman again!

directoritis by Adam Kringleschmidtberg March 18, 2009

directories 

Noun. Army slang for the paths of descent upon an enemy.

"Roger Wilco, Samson. Our directory is oh-5-7-6-3-1-3-3-7. Would-you-like-to go grab a coffee after the show?"

directories by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005