direct willy

directly inserting the tongue into the ear, skipping the licking of the finger and transfer of cold saliva entirely. very nasty.

OOOOOOH you gave me a direct willy. gross.

by 'possom man October 8, 2013

direct willie

Similar to a "wet willie", but uses the tongue to directly apply saliva to the victim's ear.

Tom shattered Jessica's trust in him when he leaned in close with an air of intimacy, only to violate her with a direct willie.

by Ari14 August 16, 2008

direct wet willie

in the same family as a "wet willie", but instead of licking one's finger and penetrating another's ear, one would directly penetrate their tounge into another's ear in order to directly transfer the saliva.

Donna: he thought he was being sexy by licking my ear, but he kinda gave me a direct wet willie
Kimmy: ew, so sloppy

by gingerspiceypoo July 4, 2011