dingle weed

Marijuana or pot that is stored in the body and then smoked at a later date

This dingle weed tastes a little funny but man is it good shit

by mbednarchuk March 23, 2010

dingle weed

Defined by Michael Bentine in the 1960s as a crop that is grown and, while young, is covered with a special cover to protect it from the harmful ultra-violet rays of the sun. It is harvested, threshed, thrubbed and washed and then carefully woven into a cover like material that is used to protect the young dingle weed from the harmful ultraviolet rays of the sun.

The dingle weed is woven into the cover that protects the young dingle weed from the sun.

by Peter Fynn January 20, 2009

dingleweed

A person who has made a completely irrelevant or dumb comment and is considered by the general population to be stupid.

Jack said, "That tree has a limb."

David said, " No shit you fucking dingleweed!"

by ZACHCHIEF August 10, 2007

Dingleseeds

The precursor to the dingleberry.

Day 1, the dingleseeds begin they’re journey to become a mature dingleberry.

by Dixie Normous26 April 24, 2023

Dingleweed

A dingleweed is a guy who will never be loved by a woman and is a all around butt this is a person slightly worst then a dingleberry and the opposite of a yeetster

Man does something really stupid

John “ oh your such a dingleweed”

by Yeet Warrior December 28, 2018

dangleweed

a fuzzy-haired teacher of poor temperament.

Ms ------ is a sesquipedalian dangleweed.

by Gadfly "Herbert" Bloom January 30, 2009

dingleseed

Similar to a dingleberry except that it occurs when using one of those organic homemade soaps encrusted with dried lavender seeds and you don't properly rinse your buttcrack or overly hairy pubes.

Using the homemade lavender soap bar he bought in Vermont, Henry took a hurried shower this morning, leaving numerous dingleseeds that will likely horrify his boyfriend later tonight.

by K-squared November 7, 2013