Dingleseeds 

The precursor to the dingleberry.

Day 1, the dingleseeds begin they’re journey to become a mature dingleberry.

Dingleseeds by Dixie Normous26 April 24, 2023

dingleweed 

A person who has made a completely irrelevant or dumb comment and is considered by the general population to be stupid.

Jack said, "That tree has a limb."

David said, " No shit you fucking dingleweed!"

dingleweed by ZACHCHIEF August 10, 2007

Dingleweed 

A dingleweed is a guy who will never be loved by a woman and is a all around butt this is a person slightly worst then a dingleberry and the opposite of a yeetster

Man does something really stupid

John “ oh your such a dingleweed”

Dingleweed by Yeet Warrior December 28, 2018

dingleseed 

Similar to a dingleberry except that it occurs when using one of those organic homemade soaps encrusted with dried lavender seeds and you don't properly rinse your buttcrack or overly hairy pubes.

Using the homemade lavender soap bar he bought in Vermont, Henry took a hurried shower this morning, leaving numerous dingleseeds that will likely horrify his boyfriend later tonight.

dingleseed by K-squared November 7, 2013