A red or brown ornament attached to a
woman’s pubic hair. Many times dingle berries can occur in a cluster. Brown dingle berries occur if a
woman has yet to learn the classy behavior of wiping front to back. As a side note, a
woman wiping front to back, so that waste is directed away from her fun parts is a good way to prevent yeast infections. As is remembering to stand before flushing. Sitting over the
water while it’s flushing can result in delicate areas getting splashed with small amounts of toilet
water from the bowl (yuck!). Festive red dingle berries occur periodically during the intermittent raspberry season in a
woman’s magical forest. While not all sanitary wipes are delicate enough for delicate skin (ouch!), sanitary wipes may be sturdier than regular bath tissue and result in less dingle berry formation during major raspberry juice cleanups.
Those Dingle Berries in Congress are still debating climate
change because they are being paid off. They need to get to
work enabling positive and reasonable
change.