ding a ling 

1) Penis. Originally emerged in American black popular music, first made known to a wider audience by Chuck Berry in the song "My Ding a Ling".

2) Pejorative term suggesting stupidity.

1) "Y'all must be playin' with your own ding a ling!" Chuck Berry

2) So he tried for four hours to charge his laptop, and then realized that he hadn't installed the battery.

ding a ling by balbulican July 16, 2004

ding a ling 

a dick

"MY DING A LING

ding a ling by APotatoismybae May 26, 2018

ding a ling 

Very manly way of saying dick or penis.

rMuD is jealous of Germ's black ding a ling.

ding a ling by Germ March 14, 2003

ding a ling 

Someone who is scatterbrained and/or eccentric.

Someone who is conspicuously or grossly unconventional or unusual. Weird

Someone with an unusual or odd personality.

An outcast or a freak are also synonyms.

That weird rabbit Mr. Whiskers is such a ding a ling, he is so weird and freaky and he should stop smelling his feet and collecting his belly button lint. Uggggggh!

ding a ling by neosmurfay February 11, 2005

ding a ling 

a girl's pony tail

Guy: your ding a ling is really soft!
Girl: thanks i stroke it all the time

ding a ling by tequisha2009forever April 13, 2009

Ding a ling 

Ding a ling is usually a penis

MY Ding a ling is bigger than yours

Ding a ling by www.mcdonalds.com September 15, 2018

ding a ling 

Musical term used to describe the male member

I want you to play with my ding a ling................Kirsty shemale

ding a ling by kirsty November 19, 2003