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The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister 

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.
Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!
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Dinara is the most beautiful girl around. She radiates purity and is the most innocent person on the planet ahead of newborn babies. She has brown hair and eyes full of warmth. She can lift your spirits no matter the kind of day you've had. She is extremely intelligent and probably taught you all you know for that stupid biology SORs you were about to mess up. She wants you to succeed and will help you as much as she can. You probably tell your friends how much you love her all the time. Put a ring on that finger you idiot!
Man, I love Dinara. She's the greatest thing to ever happen to me
Dinara by kakoitomalchik25 May 31, 2021

human diary 

The equivalent of a diary but representing a person. In other words your best friend. The person who knows everything about you and you trust them to keep your memories, thoughts, and feelings safe.

Many people refer to their lover as their human diary.

Future Diary 

Its pretty much about a insane sociopath who stalks the guy she likes and ends up brutally slaughtering anyone who comes close within 7 feet to him.
Future Diary is so fucked up that I actually enjoy watching it.
Future Diary by keiichimaebara September 12, 2018

dinarello 

yo, that kid's a dinarello, dont mess wit dat boy.
dinarello by foodhead June 22, 2004

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

a hilarious novel by jeff kinney about a middle school wimp named greg heffley. he has embarassing parents, a bully for an older brother, an annoying little brother, a dorky best friend, and a sad excuse of a social life. the books are freakin funny and if you don't like them, WTF?
Diary of a Wimpy Kid Quotes:
Fregley: Dear Gregory, I'm very sorry I chased you with a booger on my finger. Here, I put it on this paper so you can get me back.

Little Kid: when i grow up, i'm gonna be a professional basketball player!
Greg: think again, shawn! neither one of your parents is taller than 5 foot two and you're the only 200 pound six year old i know!
Little Kid: *crying
Greg: i cannot tell a lie

Old man at his birthday party: next year, i want a chocolate cake!
Greg: that is, if you're alive next year!