Dildo Faggins 

A flamboyant hobbit who went on an epic journey with his partners Meriodoc, Fannyfuck, and Pippin Tookitintheass to destroy the evil ring around his anus.

"And thus Dildo Faggins was penetrated by the long, studded staff of Sodoman the White.

Dildo Faggins by Sodoman February 19, 2015

Dildo Faggins 

The homosexual hobbit. Short and ill-tempered, Dildo Faggins is a true asshole. A Dildo Faggins also has several homosexual tendencies, and can't handle his weed.

Dildo Faggins by Conquistador May 3, 2003

Dildo Faggins 

A gay person but with more emphasis

bruh that kid is such a dildo faggins

Dildo Faggins by autismo1 August 19, 2020

Dildo Faggins 

Name of a famous hobbit-like creature who penned the booked "there and my backend again" also known as "Lord of the Cock Rings".

Dildo Faggins was very proud of his nephew Froho Faggins

Dildo Faggins by Elton's Johnson September 2, 2006

Dildo Faggins 

A raging homosexual who is under the height of 3ft. Usually cannot hold an erection unless they are in a room of at least 10 men.

Wow dude... You're freakin gay... And very short... You a regular Dildo Faggins!

Dildo Faggins by b-radicus February 27, 2009

Dildo Faggins 

A (male) fan of Fantasy books, movies, etc. who - while not necessarily a homosexual - is at least somewhat effeminate, and is therefore extremely irritating.

Dildo Faggins over there was the only 19 year old Trick-or-Treating in our neighborhood this past Halloween, dressed in his Legolas costume.

Dildo Faggins by Dildo Faggins January 1, 2009

dildo faggins 

the name used to describe a young Will Ferrell

"Dude, when you wear those shoes your such a dildo faggins "

dildo faggins by amelara69 January 23, 2017