nuts in the ass dick in the pussy

from the blackest porn ever, a sexual move where a black man attempts to get his nutsack into a white chicks ass at the same time as he puts his dick in her pussy. Must be accompanied with such black phrases as aaw nigga, spread that ass and booya. Throught out this time the woman must not speak or move or show any sign or understanding that she's having a black man put his nutsack in her ass and his dick in her pussy, otherwise it ruins the whole effect...aaw nigga!

black man 1: look at that punk ass white chick!
black man 2: nuts in the ass dick in the pussy!
black man 1: AAW NIGGA!
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Surrounding black men: Spread that ass!

by Mace May 05, 2006

dick and pussy collisions

The act of having rough sex with the knowledge of both parties.

I picked up a skank at the bar last night and she told me how she loved dick and pussy collisions

by Pocket Change November 18, 2011

Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th

A day for women/men to lick a dick/Eat a pussy of someone they like or feel is deserving of the pleasure of said oral sex act. Celebrated every year on April 8th.

Wednesday will be Lick a dick/Eat a pussy day - April 8th 2020 so my girlfriend and I will be giving one another oral sex.

by "Underpants kid" April 09, 2020

Dick Pussy

1. A male feline, male house cat.
2. A spineless stubborn person.

1st example:
Man says to cat "You know what you are, a Dick Pussy!'
Cat responds "Meow"

2nd example:
Asshole Supervisor "You are fired! I don't want you're retarded ass working here anymore!"
Fired employee "Fuck you! I'll beat your fucking bitch ass!"
Asshole supervisor cowards under a table "Please don't hurt me!! Someone help! Call the police"
Customer says "Gee, he is a real Dick and a Pussy! Hehe.. a Dick Pussy!"

by Anon-in-Il-Again March 03, 2008

Dick pussy

What is now a pussy that was once a dick.

I was digging this chick til I found out she had a dick pussy.

by Somedudedigudedasadudeplayings July 05, 2021

Dick Pussy

The most hated person is Australia

Dick Pussy is The most hated person is Australia like for real

by I got dem big balls December 07, 2021

dick to pussy ratio

When your hanging out with a group of guys and girls theres only a certain few ratios you can have. so for example if theres 1 guy the most girls you can have is 2 because its doubled so if you have 2 guys the most girls you can have is 4.

Guy: hey can you hang this weekend
Girl: yea what about you and my 2 friends
Guy: nah the dick to pussy ratio is off

by SWAGGMONEY June 22, 2014