Dick Doorknob

simply take the doorknob off of door. then insert dick through door,having it completely dark is key.
then when someone tries to open a door at night they will grab a penis instead of the doorknob..

last night timmy got a dick doorknob!! HAHAHA

by lolz126 September 1, 2009

doorknob dick

someone who has a stubby dick

u have a doorknob dick

by miguel cannuli September 9, 2005

Doorknob dick

When the male specimen has a small shaft but large tip. Usually preferred in South African females.

Wow! Me and joe had great sex. But he kinda had a doorknob dick

by Doorknob dick December 20, 2019

Doorknob Dick

A descriptive word for instances when you may come across a male with a plump, bulbous, large tip followed by a slim based penis.

Omg girl, he had a terrible case of doorknob dick!

by eliza04 April 27, 2025