Dick curve

The way that your dick curves to

My dick curve to the left

by jsqurriel November 21, 2019

Five Dick Curve

A variant of probability theory of the normal distribution or Gaussian distribution, as applied to how women minimize the number of men they have copulated with to appear more innocent and closer to normal, especially to a new boyfriend.

Jane "So when he asked me how many men I banged in my life, I told him 'five' even though it was really ten"

Jill "Why?"

Jane "Because I don't want my new man to think I am a skank."

Jill "You did a five dick curve"

by Dr. Agnes Freud September 29, 2010

curve dick

Academia slang. A top student (high school higher) whos grades are so high that they make their fellow students look bad. Curve comes from the mathmatical term - normal distribution curve. Theory is that when educators rate, they adjust grading scale so that most people are average. The curve dick throws off the curve so the rest of students look worse than they normally would.

Meaning of dick here is "to screw someone over."

Susan's such a curve dick. She got a 97% on the test when the next highest grade was 71%.

by Blowfish August 26, 2005

curved dick

the dick that all girls want because it hits the G spot the best

John hit me with that curved dick and i came so fast

by tityboiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii March 29, 2014

Corvette Dick

A small penis. Basically describes the genital size of the owner or the perspective owner of said car. Generally, the owner or of the perspective car seek the Corvette to overcompensate for their lack of bulge in their pants.

Man, that bitch still turned me down. Damn Corvette Dick does it every time!

by tylercee September 13, 2010

curveball dick

When your dick is curved, or slanted. Also can be so bad that you have to have sex at an angle.

You got a curveball dick.

by WilsonRoberts June 3, 2017

Duckcurve

People who be all talk but in action their suss.

This guy is so duckcurve.

by goodvibes124 September 26, 2020