dick move

After impregnating a lady friend, being a dick to try and trick her into thinking that you won't be around when the child is born, hoping that she will then in turn get an abortion.

Chris: I thought you weren't gonna be around when the child is born?
Ryan: Nah, I was just pulling the dick move, hoping that she'd get rid of it.

by Franks-N-Beans August 4, 2006

dick move

Leaving an upset and/or emotional female with nothing but a flash of your penis.

Chad: "Yeah dude, she was just crying in her room for an hour and a half, I couldn't deal with that shit."
Jason: "Damn bro, what did you do?"
Chad: "I just gave her the ol' dick move and left."

by dsles December 10, 2009

Dick Move

Firing someone 24 hours before they are eligible to take their previously announced retirement.

Dick move, Don. Totally a dick move.

by dlairman March 18, 2018

Dick Move

d!ck move (d-i-k moov)
noun
1. A socially unacceptable deed or act.
2. general douchiness

Origin:
2012 < Latin penileous erectium

Playing that card was a real dick move you son of a b*tch!!!

by Scwan Dunkin April 11, 2013

Dick Move

To do something dickish, just to be an asshole.

John spread the lids out on the pallet, what a dick move!

by Triggerdown June 11, 2015

Dick move

When a person goes out of their way to do something that barely improves their life but greatly inconveniences those around them for no other reason than to be a dick

John visited his grandma's house, and after seeing her grand piano sitting out of the way in the corner, decided to move it into the middle of the room knowing that she wouldn't be able to move it back. She was like "that's a dick move John, and you're out of the will", but John didn't care because she was broke and he was a dick so he just left it there

by Pinkman84 July 13, 2015

Dick Move

Something that only a total dick would do; usually caused by lack of judgement or extreme selfishness on the part of a friend.

"So hang on, this guy who you've been close friends with for 6 years got his hands on free tickets to a band he knows you're in love with...and instead of calling you he invited his psycho ex-girlfriend who doesn't even know them like at all?"
"Yeah, dick move, am I right?"
"TOTALLY."

by JennyBelly September 12, 2009