From the Latin for "Say, lead, and bear": dic, duc, ferte. A stock response when you don't have anything to say or want to say something negative but don't want to hurt someone's feelings. It also serves as a greeting or an ice-breaker.
Girlfriend: I bought some new shoes today; you like them?
You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.
OR
*ring ring*
Kassie: Hello?
Mick: Dick duck fart.
Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?
Mick: ...
Kassie: ...
Mick: Dick duck fart.
You: What can I say? Dick duck fart.
OR
*ring ring*
Kassie: Hello?
Mick: Dick duck fart.
Kassie: Oh, hi Mick, how are you?
Mick: ...
Kassie: ...
Mick: Dick duck fart.
by McMeddles November 24, 2008
the act of holding back a fart and the backpressure of the gases get pushed back in and you get an erection.
by TurtleKing69420 November 27, 2020
by God October 29, 2004
1. a derrogatory term for a person who is rude to the furthest degree 2. a boy or man who is excrutiatingly mean or "dick-like"
Jane Doe: I can't believe he text message broke up with me!!
Jill Smith: Oh my god. What a dick nugget-fart head!
Jill Smith: Oh my god. What a dick nugget-fart head!
by .:nadine:. March 14, 2008
harry you cant do anything right, your such a cock gobbler in the shitter nigger fart dick fucking ass wipe fucktard autistic fucker
by greg.gatzz May 30, 2017
expecting a high quality blow job, he experienced a low quality dick fart
the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.
i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.
she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
the act from going 6 to midnight is quite easy. the act from going midnight to 6 is helped by dick farting.
i would still rather get dick farted then listen to a girl quiff.
she holds the guinness world record for the loudest dick fart. she is now a lesbian.
by elgatoloco January 29, 2014
Adjective. -A word used to describe a certain individual of whom you dislike. A term mainly used during frustrating situations when you’re in need of using a harsh curse word.
Verb- Monquief
Verb- Monquief
by J_Wilkyyy September 18, 2019