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OMG look at dibas picking cotton.
OMG sagid is a dibas.
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International Dibs Protocol

The International Dibs Protocol (IDP) main goal is to prevent conflict between friends and family due to near-equal claims to an object of value. Nearly every conflict in history has been because two people want one thing.

Using the IDP, when 2 people want the same thing, who ever calls “dibs” first get it. If one person is not finished pronouncing the “s” sound before another starts pronouncing the “d” sound, it is considered a tie.

If a tie occurs, everyone who wanted that item must count aloud from 1 to 10. Even if 2 people called dibs, if a third person counts to ten first, the third person wins, even though the third person didn’t call dibs in the first place.

1. If two people arrive at ten at the same time, that is, one person says the “t” sound before the first person is finished the “n” sound, it is considered a tie. Only the people who tied are eligible for the next tiebreaker. A person that finished a whole “ten” behind the other 2 will not advance.

2. If the 2 people who tied in the last round are of legal drinking age, whoever bought the last round of alcoholic beverages in a store or bar wins.

3. If a tie still occurs, whoever is taller wins. If there is not third person to judge, or if height is a difference of 1 cm or less, then the next tiebreaker shall be implemented.

4. Rock-Paper-Scissors will be played, best 2 out of 3 to prevent winning by dumb luck.
"One cookie left, MINE!"
"Dibs."
"What?! I said it first!"
"You have to say 'dibs'. It's called the international dibs protocol"
(Searches Google) "Darn." (Hands over cookie)
by Guy__Fawks December 14, 2014
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debasmita

The word Debasmita is used to define a girl who is very dependable, beautiful and friendly. She will always be there for you in your tough times and never let you down.
You can tell her all your secrets! She's a great person! She's a Debasmita, man!
by someonegreat53738 March 19, 2014
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dibsit

dibsit or 'Dick In Bum Situation' is a phrase commonly used in Peterborough, United Kingdom and Surrounding Towns, it can be used as a summary or explanation for something you are involved in and is used as the replacement for awkward, because having a erect penis in your anus is quite awkward.
Mo: Hey Tom

Tom: Hey Buddy
Mo: Everything good Mukkah?
Tom: Nah Man, in a dibsit with something at work
Mo: GL with that BRO
by XPGLL92 May 21, 2015
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Debasmin

Someone who can clap with his balls
Look at him he's such a debasmin!
He do be clapping his balls doe
by _thatguyrightoverthere_ November 25, 2021
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Dibs not

The original form of Noes Goes, Dibs Not is a simple way of expressing that you are not responsible for a certain task. You simply touch your nose and say "Dibs Not!"
John: This room is filthy! Someone needs to clean it.
Broom: Dibs not!!
John: Aww nuts....
by Alisson June 24, 2007
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Debashis

Debasmin's dad
Arun Maity: Who is Debashis
Debashis: I am Debasmin's dad
Srotaswiini: yea
by _Flying_Fish_Mackerel_ December 30, 2021
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