devils kiss

something to avoid that's camouflaged as a good idea.

she thought quitting her job would be a good idea but it turned out to be the devils kiss.

devils kiss by jasmine weber June 12, 2017

Devils Kiss

When someone takes a dump and doesn’t wipe, later sitting on someone’s forehead leaving a poo stain.

Your friend wants to give you a devils kiss therefore, she takes a dump and doesn’t wipe her ass. She sits on her friends face leaving a poo stain of her butthole.

Devils Kiss by Greg Pale Ale December 30, 2024

Devil's kiss 

The Devil's kiss is the heinous action of the tip of one's penis making contact with the cold porcelain of the inside of a public toilet.

I went to take a shit in the strip club bathroom, where I was unpleasantly surprised by the icy cold sensation of the Devil's kiss. Now it burns when I pee. Thanks, Satan.

Devil's kiss by Hammer of Jesus August 10, 2017

devil's kiss 

Eating out a girl while she is on her monthly period, then kissing her afterwards..

Tracey: I kinda don't like it when my cousin's ex-boyfriend's sister's lesbian lover gives me a devil's kiss
Karen: Well quit frankely, I just don't give two shits

devil's kiss by VivaLaAnge September 19, 2008

Devil's Kiss 

The Devil's kiss is the heinous action of the tip of one's penis making contact with the cold porcelain of the inside of a public toilet.

I went to take a shit in the strip club bathroom, where I was unpleasantly surprised by the icy cold sensation of the Devil's kiss. Now it burns when I piss Thanks, Satan.

Devil's Kiss by ÜRBÂN DÌÇTIØNÁR¥ June 16, 2018

Devil's kiss 

A fart let off in the 69 position

this is funny if you want to get rid of your partner, that was a damn good devils kiss

I gave that bitch a darm good devil's kiss last night

Devil's kiss by The-Fool December 7, 2006

devil's kiss 

Howcome this isn't here already? It's the heady combination of cunnilingus and flatulence.

I was eating sushi from the barbershop floor and she gave me the devil's kiss, the dirty cow.

devil's kiss by Aaron October 5, 2003