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The Devil's kiss is the heinous action of the tip of one's penis making contact with the cold porcelain of the inside of a public toilet.
I went to take a shit in the strip club bathroom, where I was unpleasantly surprised by the icy cold sensation of the Devil's kiss. Now it burns when I pee. Thanks, Satan.
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by Hammer of Jesus August 10, 2017
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Eating out a girl while she is on her monthly period, then kissing her afterwards..
Tracey: I kinda don't like it when my cousin's ex-boyfriend's sister's lesbian lover gives me a devil's kiss
Karen: Well quit frankely, I just don't give two shits
by VivaLaAnge September 18, 2006
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this is funny if you want to get rid of your partner, that was a damn good devils kiss

I gave that bitch a darm good devil's kiss last night
by The-Fool December 05, 2006
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Howcome this isn't here already? It's the heady combination of cunnilingus and flatulence.
I was eating sushi from the barbershop floor and she gave me the devil's kiss, the dirty cow.
by Aaron October 05, 2003
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something to avoid that's camouflaged as a good idea.
she thought quitting her job would be a good idea but it turned out to be the devils kiss.
by jasmine weber June 12, 2017
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The Devil's kiss is the heinous action of the tip of one's penis making contact with the cold porcelain of the inside of a public toilet.
I went to take a shit in the strip club bathroom, where I was unpleasantly surprised by the icy cold sensation of the Devil's kiss. Now it burns when I piss Thanks, Satan.
by ÜRBÂN DÌÇTIØNÁR¥ June 16, 2018
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