deuce and a hook Share definition Flag a fat chick weighing roughly two hundred and fifty pounds. deuce = 2, hook = half, times 100 is implied Did you see that troll? She was easily a deuce and a hook. deuce and a hook by Cleatus Jenkins September 29, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the deuce and a hook mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch
