detroit steamer

When someone defecates on the naked chest of another in the dead of winter, causing the feces to steam.

I'm not sure, but I think I gave this random chick a Detroit Steamer last night at Jason's party.

by M-Dogg82 November 24, 2006

Detroit Steamer

To take a large dump on someones car hood or windshield.

When Bob found out that his girlfriend was sleeping with his old roomate, he left a Detroit Steamer on her new Nissan

by M Opps January 14, 2007

Detroit Steamer

see Hot Carl.

When a person takes a dump on another person's face. The dumpee may or may not have saran wrap covering their face.

We decided to do something different, so I gave her a Detroit Steamer.

by a guy February 21, 2004

Detroit Steamer

When you take a massive dump before a steaming hot shower and you smell up the whole house.

Man it reeks in here! Did you just take a detroit steamer?

by 8lugsnoplugs May 30, 2021