New song with Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee, with guest appearances from Shrek, Smashmouth, Childish Gambino, Love Live and many others. Created my NASA
by shoot nugget May 26, 2018
the pure meaning of life itself
by popeatemychildren June 6, 2018
by Dr. Clitorious May 31, 2018
some cringey memer: "HEY DUDE DID YOU LISTEN TO DESPACITO 2??"
some actually reasonable person with intellect: "shut the fuck up"
some actually reasonable person with intellect: "shut the fuck up"
by ccookiecrumbsbutworse September 28, 2018
a new game on Nintendo switch, sega genesis, xbox 360, and fortnite featuring shrek, smash mouth, lil pump, iron man, tony stark, Mario, luis fonsi, daddy yankee, Justin Bieber, twitter, star wars, the Spanish language, and many others. It was created by NASA and luis fonsi and was confirmed by markliplier while livestreaming on his 3ds. mark zuccerberg delayed its realease so it will come out later than first promised. Despacito 2 is promised to end world hunger and solve world peace.
man boi 1 DUDE FAM I BROKE MY LEG MAN HOW AM I GONNA PERFORM THIS MONTH?
man boi 2 don't wrry man despacito 2 is coming soon.
man boi 2 don't wrry man despacito 2 is coming soon.
by aqua danker June 13, 2018
A prophecy from the quran that predicts the second comming of jesus christ as a malevolant eldricht god, angered at humanity for betraying him and creating the latin pop song 'despacito'. Jesus then unleashes the omnipotent power of despacito 2 destroying the multiverse, ending reality as we know it.
by M i L K June 3, 2018
by Cuckbuckduck June 27, 2018