Desert dandruff

If a girl recently revieved HIV from a 5'10 clamy englishmen, she tends to have an increase of peach fuzz and chicken wire around her watermelon iced tea. If this area is littered with mex chex and/or parmesean cheese, she has desert dandruff. You can only remove it with 8 fluid acres of fresh hispanic men... or domestic violence

Bob: Yo i was finger painting my ladies private parts last night i got swallowed by a storm of desert dandruff

Boob: aw shit man did it taste good

Bob: no it reminded me of slavery and black concentration camps

by Penisslayer42 November 7, 2018

Pink Desert

A Term to describe a dry Vagina.

Guy 1: Ohhh yeah she was all for it.
Guy 2: Oh wow you luck guy!
Guy 1: Oh I know! But she had a really pink desert which was depressing.
Guy 2: Oh, that ruined it then

by Maxiesnax March 21, 2012

desert island person

The one person you would want with you if you were stranded on a desert island.

Megan Fox is definitely my desert island person.

by ca22ny June 30, 2011

desert kiss

The act of kissing someone with your asshole.

"I'm pretty sure last night I got a desert kiss from Bernice!"

by SaucedOnYourFace March 17, 2017

Desert Pikee

One whom lives in and off of the desert, Sand man, Desert Hobo

I got robbed by them damn desert pikee's

by Rorshak June 28, 2011

Deserter

Someone that abandons their people and what they should do.

You're right about me, I'm a little punk deserter, there's no fooling you is there? You know what you are talking about, so why do you spend so much time in your shell since you are right so much of the time. Can't you see how much more sensitive I am than you about bringing up stuff like this, though I try to keep it hidden from people like you? I don't want everybody to know what a coward I am.

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021

Deserter

Someone who abandons others, or something that needs to get done.

You are right about me, I'm a little punk deserter faggot. You know what you're talking about, so what makes you spend so much time in your shell if you are right so much of the time?

by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021