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deselect myself 

verb: to quit a job
A term used in retail where teammates, associates, or employees are often selected to do extra jobs by their bosses. Here the employee refuses to said new job and walks out.
Mary was selected to be a cashier today. Mary said, " I rather deselect myself." And she walked out the store.
deselect myself by Julian Day April 30, 2006
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deselected electrons 

electrons that haven’t been selected yet
alexis put deselected electrons as the answer to question seven

Deserection 

a deserection is when you get an erection when a girl named "desiree" looks at you
"today desiree looked at me, and i got a deserection"
Deserection by badgal123 June 9, 2017

natural deselection 

Defined as the behaviour and ultimate loss of life of 'chavs' by only ever consuming mind boggling quantities of take away 'food'.
Idiot Chav eats take aways for 15 years ...dies!Death by junk food. Hence 'Natural Deselection'
natural deselection by Monkit December 11, 2013

Deserection 

the act of which a positive charge of electricity is conducted by ones penis and the negative through the scrotum and is used to aid in CPR acting as a makeshift defibrillator.
quick the defibrillator is out get the charge into your genitals and give this man a deserection.
Deserection by Joshuequin September 8, 2025
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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