Dereliction of Doody 

The state of being so constipated that your colon legally files for unemployment. Often occurs with traveling, certain foods, or medications.

By the 4th night of Passover, my massive consumption of matzah caused such a Dereliction of Doody that I could no longer bend down to tie my shoes.

Dereliction of Doody by Gipple March 1, 2018

Derelicious

A delicious man whose name starts with a D. He is so amazing that they had to make him the 32nd flavor at Baskin Robins.

"Last night Derelicious Moresex took me around the world and back, all before the check came!"

Guy 1: Are you Derelicious?
Guy 2: Why don't you try me and find out?

Derelicious by The Derelicious June 29, 2010

Derection 

The opposite of an erection; a huge turnoff

Me: *jerking off*
*annoying kid walks in and starts yapping*
Me: “oh shit now I gotta restart, you just gave me a derection”

Derection by HerbanDictionarian September 1, 2019

derection 

What a guy gets when he looks at somebody REEEEEALLY ugly.

Guy 1: ew, dude look at that fugly chick over there!
Guy 2: ahhh! my eyes!
Guy 3: ahhh! my dick! deeeeeerection!

derection by Emberlix February 19, 2005

derection 

The deflation of an erection. Not to be confused with "direction"

The direction on a derection is down, unless something unnatural occurs

derection by Too Much Fun In Biology September 28, 2009

DERECTION 

the opposite of a erection
male shrinkage

I was so scared I got a derection.
When my parents came home and Sarah was in my room I got a derection

DERECTION by marvin-d-martian November 28, 2011

Derelictish 

Having the appearance of being unkempt, or neglectful, lacking in good hygiene.

The old man in the tattered raincoat looked derelictish.

Derelictish by btpetie August 12, 2010