An ice cream in a cone which has been chocolate dipped
I love chocolate dip on my ice cream, so make mine a derby!
by Rhino1234 July 3, 2013
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A sly and polite way to say "head." Derived from the derby style of tophats. You put tophats on your head...thus, they become equated.
"Yo son I could go for some derby man."

"Hell yea let's go get some fez."
by Anternam July 11, 2008
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A city that is mainly fields, only made into a city because it was The Queen's silver jubilee and they didn't have anything else to do.
Graham: Shall we go to Derby?
Sarah: No, I've not got my walking boots on.
by Foolishfool May 8, 2007
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noun, human detritus, esp. with perverse connotations.

Singular and plural are identical denoting a substance, as with water.
Phonetically it is a corrupted form of "debris" perhaps combined with "dirty", i.e. debris + dirty = derby.
1 - He couldn't help at first being repulsed by the crack-whore as he handed her the crumpled $10 bill, even though he knew he would be submerged in her rancid derby soon enough.

2 - She went back to work in the kitchen after using the bathroom without so much as washing the derby from her hands.
by hypomnesis October 6, 2009
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A place in the East Midlands that is very undervalued. A good city to live in if you can be arsed to get up off your ass and actually do one of the many activities there are or join one of the many groups there are!
A: I come from Derby
B:I visited there once, it was shit.
A: Well then you are a lazy fuck who needs to be bothered to do stuff. Everywhere is the same if you don't get off ur sofa! fool
B: yer i guess i did just watch tv.silly me.
by Allentonite May 10, 2009
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Derby is the best city in the world. We may all shag sheep, but it's better than hugging trees (FOREST ARE SHIT). We've got the best stadium in the Championship, one of the best in the country. All of the birds are fitter than Nottingham's, Leicester's and Stoke's. Finally, Derby is the 6th most expensive city to live in. I wonder why, maybe becuase it's better than any of the cities below us (Nottingham = 18th).
Derby is in Derbyshire, situated west of Nottinghamshire, South of Yorshire, East of Staffordshire and Cheshire and North of Northamptonshire. Home of the best football team in England and one of the most well know clubs in the world.
by rams_at_heart August 1, 2005
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Simply the best place in the world, with an ammmazin football team, (much better than f**est)
If i could choose one place to live, it would be somewhere as good as Derby
by Matt October 25, 2004
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