depression desk 

A computer desk so messy and filled up with food utensils that when you move your hands or feet, you can often hear the sound of cutlery/plates/glasses clinking. This clinking comes from accidental bumping of the desk or accidental touching of the items.

A depression desk often has stacks of plates and a lot of glasses and cutlery and the sound is most commonly heard over different VoIP systems like discord or similar while gaming.

Dude, i can hear your depression desk through your mic.

depression desk by toble December 22, 2021

deskpression 

A feeling of depression brought on by working behind a desk too long. Generally mundane office work can lead to deskpression.

She has to take some sick leave as she's suffering from deskpression.

deskpression by JosifMoshe September 3, 2012