delusional bitch

A female who thinks people are worried about her but in reality ain't nobody give a fuck

Girl #1 thinks that Girl #2 is worried about her but in reality girl #2 ain't give a fuck about the ugly bitch ! Girl #1 is a delusional bitch

delusional bitch by lolgirlygirl July 17, 2016

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delusional bitch

Someone that's always worried or freaking out about something irrational or someone who's just stupid

Yo, i hope she's okay.. she hasn't responded to my texts in 5 minutes man
"nigga you's a delusional bitch"

Ya so like, 2 + 5 ISN'T 9???
"hoe wtf you're a delusional bitch"

delusional bitch by needsometix April 29, 2023

delusional bitch syndrome

A dumb bitch(usually a girl) who never has any idea what is going on.

Tati has delusional bitch syndrome (and misses wide open layups)

delusional bitch syndrome by Loki yoki September 29, 2019

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a dillusional bitch

a dillusional bitch is merely a psychotic bitch that will sell a dream so well that she will believe her own bullshit illusions, a dillusional bitch will find a way to fuck the whole world up around you because she is so fucking dillusional and will do whatever it takes to find a way to ruin your fucking life. fuck dillusional bitches, these bitches can be so fucking retarded that they literally become what we define as dillusional bitches.

amy said she was pregnant, but wanted to have a baby so bad that she was so dillusional to the fact the pregnancy test was negative but strongly believed it was positive to the point she was dillusional to her own illusions. this is symptoms of a dillusional bitch.

a dillusional bitch by mrdelgottorobotto69 November 14, 2022

Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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