dell

1. A crappy computer.
2. Anything that's broken.

"My computer's a dell, and my TV's delled."

"Call the repairman for both."

by DeFo May 3, 2005

Dell

Slang term for feces, or dung. Also a low quality, low cost computer alternative whose parts are made of shit.

"That is a big pile of Dell"
"That Dell stinks"

by Chip February 7, 2005

Dell

"dell" is an synonym for "slow"

your computer is dell.

by n August 10, 2003

dell

1) Something your computer turns into when it has been exposed to marijuana for too long.
2) A company as reliable as a retarded mailman.
3) A term for marijuana
4) A liar
5) Something that looks good but doesn't actually work
6) Makes Microsoft look smart

Dells don't work like the commercials say they do unless you buy their $3,000.00 model. So go get an E-Machine or a Compaq!

1) Dude my computer turned into a dell last night when I left my weed on it for too long!
2) That company is so dell.
3) Lets go smoke some dell!
4) She got in trouble for delling.
5) Man it looked good but it's actualy shit! It must be dell!
6) Dude I'm so delled that Bill Gates is raping me and I don't care

by awex January 6, 2004

Dell

See slow

dell used to be known for quality, but now they just suck.

by FhillyMan July 21, 2003

dell

dell is where you buy a piece of shit computer for next to nothing, and then spend at least 4 times as much as you did on the computer adding enough things to actually make it usable. after that, you get to spend two days getting rid of all the spyware and worthless programs they bundle with it.

that guy was right... you have to spend 3,000 dollars to get a dell to work like they say...

by borstalbreakout November 27, 2006

Dell

A peice of shit beige/brown 3D square with holes and a mobo made in a thirdworld country and has 128 mb of ram.Its apparently awesome.I bet it is!

My D3ll c4n play CS at 20 FPS!My custom comp that costs half of ur dell plays CS at 50 FPS

by RAZIEL!!!! December 11, 2004