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deer's eye deer's eye 

i had friggin' deer's eye deer's eye like you would not believe it

Poaching the King's Deer 

Having sexual relations with the wife or girlfriend of another man who is in a better socio-economic status

than you. Having an affair with a woman who is

married to someone wealthy.
"Brother, if you get caught poaching the king's deer, you'll end up getting your ass kicked by his bodyguards, or worse!"

Schell's Deer Brand 

A brand of cheap beer drank by people who prefer their beer to taste like beer, as opposed to bathwater and piss. Brewed by the Schell's Brewing Company of New Ulm, Minnesota. In addition to their signature lager, they brew various seasonal and year-round varieties as well as Grain Belt products. Really good for the price.
Doug: Man, I'd sure like to get wasted, but I'm on a budget. What's a good cheap beer?

Michael: How about Schell's Deer Brand? You can't get much better for the price.

Doug: No thanks. I prefer the taste of bathwater and piss.
Schell's Deer Brand by Æðelberht January 29, 2014

there's a deer on your wall 

A slang greeting from New Zealand used to say hi to a friend or loved one you haven't seen in a quite some time.
Barbara! Is that you? There's a deer on your wall.

Deer-style 

A variation on "doggy-style" with both participants keeping legs and arms perfectly straight. After climax a bright light is shined in the woman's eyes and she is hit with a tire.
He went deer-style on me last night and I woke up in a ditch.
Deer-style by Psych- January 1, 2012

deer shanked 

You win? BOOKWICHES! You lose? DEER SHANKED!
One of the punishing prizes in super bingo.
deer shanked by Picnic Face April 2, 2008