n: A deathcake pro is created using the following ingredients: 3 pounds of bacon, 1 bag of shredded hash browns, 3/4 of a bag of shredded cheese, 8 eggs, milk, and a pancake. The bacon is cooked at once in the same pan, and the grease is left behind to cook the rest. The bacon is then sliced into small bits and put in the hash browns, cooking in a separate pan, and put with the eggs and milk which are cooking in the bacon grease pan. When almost cooked, mix the two in the bacon grease pan. Take all of this, and dish it onto a pancake, then cover it in maple syrup.
Guy 1: "The other day I got bored, and made a deathcake pro."
Guy 2: "Really? How'd that go for you?"
Guy 1: "I could feel my arteries clogging."
Guy 2: "Really? How'd that go for you?"
Guy 1: "I could feel my arteries clogging."
by Epicosity II April 20, 2011