death shit

A bout of diarrhea so intensely painful that it almost kills you.

I woke up at 3 AM and pooped so hard that I thought it would be my death shit.

death shit by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

Death shit

When your walking in any fallout game an see a deathclaw swiftly rushing at at you and you yell “shit!,shit!,shit!!!” And you die from one hit

Fred was walking and heard a growl and he knew a death shit was near

Death shit by Datboi4206976 November 2, 2019

The shit of death aka gutrot 

The smell of that exudes the 3rd stall of the 1st floor bathroom after the tiny woman leaves from her explosively nose hair stinging diarrhea spell. The smell that seems like it is physically impossible to leave the body of such a small human, not to mention them walk out alive without their insides left behind.

Avoid the bathroom for about 20 minutes. Lady with The shit of death aka gutrot has just relieved herself in the 3rd stall.

The shit of death aka gutrot by Crystanya May 31, 2018

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? 

Sir, I said it, sir!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? SIR I SAID IT SIR! Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

Who said that? WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT? Who's the slimy little communist shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here who just signed his own death warrant? by JSSRocket July 26, 2020

Depth charge (shit term) 

When you take a shit and a nugget falls and hits the water causing a collumn of water to shoot back up and hit your asshole

Damnit, I hate depth charges, the water is always so cold it makes my asshole pucker

Depth charge (shit term) by Your mom April 28, 2004

shitty death

Used as an alternative to holy shit or fuck me

shitty death my balls have just fell off

shitty death by Raftastic August 14, 2006

double deathsuit

Slang term for the double occupancy mushroom spore-impregnated “death suit” that is the eco-friendly method of burial nowadays.

Oh my dear, how intensely romantic of you to suggest we get the double deathsuit and gently decompose together into the earth for eternity.

double deathsuit by Dr Bunnygirl July 14, 2019