death punch 

The death punch is a manuever used to subdue any opponents in a fight. It involves a series of simple tactics but results in immediate knock out. You must first allow the challenger to walk towards, then with your weaker hand you fake a jab to the face while simultaneouly punching the crotch area. If it does not work, it was not properly executed.

Some punk trick tried to step up to Shival to he just death punched his ass.

death punch by Shival December 28, 2007

one finger death punch

When you put your finger in someone else's bum too hard they will get the "One finger death punch".

Girl: Don't one finger death punch me!

one finger death punch by Retrogiraff October 11, 2015

Five Finger Death Punch 

A classic amongst the Kyle's, Bootlicker's, and the "I was going to join the Marines but-*insert fake health condition*" crowd, Five Finger Death Punch is essentially Pantera with an extra chromosome. Their specialty is pandering to people who love veterans, in order to keep what little relevance they have. Their target audience is comprised of people who can't read, people who want to claim they listen to "metal" without listening to metal, and people who just want to appear strong to make up for their slow learning abilities. The only bright spot of this band is that their guitarist is pretty good, but that is frequently overshadowed by news of Ivan Moody (frontman) playing hopscotch between different rehab facilities. When it comes to songwriting, let's just say the ABC's has a more complex lyrical makeup and song structure than just about everything this band has put out. It could be worse though; They could be Trapt.

"Did you hear that new Five Finger Death Punch song?"
"Which one? The one where Ivan sings about eating blue crayons? Or the one where he sings about eating green crayons?"

Five Finger Death Punch by BIGXSCHMEAT September 9, 2020

Five Finger Death Punch 

A hardcore metal band that, if listened to correctly, can relieve stress and anger.

Five Finger Death Punch's first album "The Way Of The Fist" was such a kickass album! Beforehand, I wanted to take a pickaxe and go to Burger King, but now I feel absolutely fine!!

Five Finger Death Punch by ChackyJan April 7, 2008

Five Finger Death Punch 

A "metal" band from Las Vegas that started out as Pantera-Lite and then devolved to Heavy Nickelback for angsty teenagers. Corporate sellouts who pioneered the genre "troopcore" which essentially means metalcore with extra emphesis of sucking up to vets as a way to seel records plus further their faux "I'm a badass" energy.

Five Finger Death Punch used to show promise but then they sold out and write radio ballads.

Five Finger Death Punch by MonasThighs May 16, 2019

Five Finger Death Punch 

Basically Nickleback and Pantera, but as one band.

Person 1; You see the Five Finger Death Punch concert last night?
Person 2; Fuck no. That band sucks

Five Finger Death Punch by SilentFlaccidity May 16, 2018

Five Finger Death Punch 

That one heavy metal band with deep and dark chords with great lyrics that relieves stress instantly.

Friend: "I just can't take this shit anymore!"

Bro: "Here's my iPod, you know what to do" - hands him the iPod full of Five Finger Death Punch songs

Friend comes to school next day happier then a guy that got his dick sucked and fucked by a thousand bitches.

Five Finger Death Punch by strikerdew June 3, 2013