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deakes are extremly vicious lovers! generaly deakes are great natural fmx riders, and have insane flexability regaurdless of being chubby fuckersf. deakes ARE ALWAYS better at rideing dirt bikes than jons, or jonathans and like to hump legs for margaritas.

a deakes drink of choice should be a cold P.B.R. or a icey cold coors light fallowd by a jagermiester night cap. a deakes favorite foods are generaly anything with macaroni.

deakes tend to get along with toms and franks, but tea bag j.j.'s. {and jons}, also deakes seem to be indyingly and hatefully attracted to bitches with a gut, big tits, and brown eyes. this is the usual curse of a deake.

a deake dosent steal unless itss your girlfriend, then he might barrow her.

deakes generaly talk alot of shit, and can easily get on a persons bad side, they also tend to fight the unwanted fight. but at the end of the day end up smokeing FAT BOWLS with their kin.

deakes have been known to like bright colors, neon pinks, greens ect.......... some have been known to {when in their natural habitat} powder coat their dirt bikes pink. this also attract alot of short fat big tity'd brown hair bitches. but expands to the more socialy exceptable women as well.

deake is essentualy the pinical of perfection.

no jon,or j.j.'s could even COMPARE!

P2:"yeah i deaked that shit hard brother! at least i didnt jon it!"

p1:"where is that cross eyed douche of a jon anny way?"

p2:" he couldent handle bein a deake so he sold his bike and jon is in gay porn now"
by whikid October 13, 2010
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