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Dead squirrel 

When a woman has her legs bent and in the air missionary style but lays there dead as in a squirrel that was hit by a car.
Man1: was she a good lay bro?
Man2: nah bro. She just laid there in the dead squirrel
Dead squirrel by Dirty Chaos June 14, 2017

dead squirrel 

dead squir.rel (ded skwur'el) n., pl -rels
the remains of a used tampon/sanitary napkin left on the floor after your canine companion has mascerated it
Dude 1 - "Whoa dude, what's that on the floor? It looks like something dead."
Dude 2 - "Cheese and rice...that dog is always chewing on dead squirrels."

dead squirrel 

when you hang the male testicles over the forehead not touching the forehead like a teabag
Dude 1: Man you got teabagged
Dude 2: No man it was only a dead squirrel
dead squirrel by sam January 6, 2003

Dead Squirrel 

A dance move created by a man who lived in NJ during the Spring of 2003, who is A.k.a.: Shockerman.
Bill did the dead squirrel at the bar last night.
Dead Squirrel by Neil Page January 12, 2008

Dead Squirrel 

The act when a woman cinches up when the man is about to about to fuck her in the ass.
When I am about to pound you in the ass you cinch up like a dead squirrel.
Dead Squirrel by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025