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dead squirrel 

When a mature man pulls his testies and penis back through his legs to his anus and bends over to show what looks like a dead squirrell
hey susy..Have you ever seen a dead squirrell
dead squirrel by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004
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Dead squirrel 

When a woman has her legs bent and in the air missionary style but lays there dead as in a squirrel that was hit by a car.
Man1: was she a good lay bro?
Man2: nah bro. She just laid there in the dead squirrel
Dead squirrel by Dirty Chaos June 14, 2017

dead squirrel 

dead squir.rel (ded skwur'el) n., pl -rels
the remains of a used tampon/sanitary napkin left on the floor after your canine companion has mascerated it
Dude 1 - "Whoa dude, what's that on the floor? It looks like something dead."
Dude 2 - "Cheese and rice...that dog is always chewing on dead squirrels."

dead squirrel 

when you hang the male testicles over the forehead not touching the forehead like a teabag
Dude 1: Man you got teabagged
Dude 2: No man it was only a dead squirrel
dead squirrel by sam January 6, 2003

Dead Squirrel 

A dance move created by a man who lived in NJ during the Spring of 2003, who is A.k.a.: Shockerman.
Bill did the dead squirrel at the bar last night.
Dead Squirrel by Neil Page January 12, 2008

Dead Squirrel 

The act when a woman cinches up when the man is about to about to fuck her in the ass.
When I am about to pound you in the ass you cinch up like a dead squirrel.
Dead Squirrel by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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