dead squirrel

When a mature man pulls his testies and penis back through his legs to his anus and bends over to show what looks like a dead squirrell

hey susy..Have you ever seen a dead squirrell

by jgiddy99 December 3, 2004

dead squirrel

dead squir.rel (ded skwur'el) n., pl -rels
the remains of a used tampon/sanitary napkin left on the floor after your canine companion has mascerated it

Dude 1 - "Whoa dude, what's that on the floor? It looks like something dead."
Dude 2 - "Cheese and rice...that dog is always chewing on dead squirrels."

by lil' Miss Sunshine October 9, 2008

dead squirrel

when you hang the male testicles over the forehead not touching the forehead like a teabag

Dude 1: Man you got teabagged
Dude 2: No man it was only a dead squirrel

by sam January 6, 2003

Dead squirrel

When a woman has her legs bent and in the air missionary style but lays there dead as in a squirrel that was hit by a car.

Man1: was she a good lay bro?
Man2: nah bro. She just laid there in the dead squirrel

by Dirty Chaos June 14, 2017

Dead Squirrel

A dance move created by a man who lived in NJ during the Spring of 2003, who is A.k.a.: Shockerman.

Bill did the dead squirrel at the bar last night.

by Neil Page January 12, 2008

Dead Squirrel

The act when a woman cinches up when the man is about to about to fuck her in the ass.

When I am about to pound you in the ass you cinch up like a dead squirrel.

by Aphrodite_Eve July 17, 2025