Dead on dick

A unit of measuring the quality of an object. Typically used in conjunction with measurements.

I used the schematics you gave me for my desk, it’s dead on dick!

by Tommy Gfolk April 1, 2021

Dead end dick

Dick with no future, no relationship, no marriage, sometimes not even climax.

I had fun with Chris but there was no future it was just dead end dick..

by Darkraven86 April 5, 2020

suck a dead baby's dick

A sayin that will render anybody speechless!

why don't you go suck a dead baby's dick bitch

by diggitty February 17, 2011

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The person is very gross or perverted.

The guy is so sick he sucks dead dogs dicks.

by QuokkaAU August 15, 2007

Dead Dick

(n) The opposite of Whiskey Dick. The ability to maintain a massive erection while incredibly intoxicated, all the while being very physically resistant to achieving climax.

(v) To maintain an erection with little possibility of climax during the course of drunken sexual intercourse, all under the guise of great sexual performance.

"Last night I had drunk sex with my girlfriend for four hours without ever cumming. I had dead dick so bad I almost called the Cialis hotline."

"All these girls think I'm so great in bed, but really they all just got dead dicked."

by Cat Wild February 26, 2010

Dead Dick

An old white man who no longer has the use of his dick and is usually an authoritative figure.

"There go those dead dicks again, making laws about women's bodies."

by ;skf;adfk June 24, 2022

Sucks Dead Dogs Dicks

The act of fellating a dead canine's penis.

Cyril dumped me last week, he sucks dead dogs dicks!

by bjeans July 11, 2008