any joke or attempt to get others to laugh while making light of dead babies. These tend to have a large amount of shock value, and sometimes shouldn't be told in the office.
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!
Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
A: A Doberman in a children's playground!
Q: What's the difference between a truck load of dead babies and a truck
load of bricks?
A: You can't use a pitchfork on bricks.
Q: How do you make a dead baby float?
A1: One glass of Root Beer and two scoops of baby.
A2: Take your foot off its head.
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
by The Dingo February 5, 2005
When a girl has issues from past relatioships that she holds on to and constantly talks about. Can also be used to refer to drama that a girl brings with her everywhere she goes.
"I am so sick of Sasha weighing me down with her dead babies in a bag." Said Carl.
"Those dead babies in her bag are her cross to bear, not yours, I say drop the girl if she can't drop the bag." Larry responded
"Those dead babies in her bag are her cross to bear, not yours, I say drop the girl if she can't drop the bag." Larry responded
by Mead A. Bayer April 25, 2007
by TheD8001 April 16, 2005
Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? A: When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
by cakelove May 11, 2005
A couple Dead Baby Jokes
Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?
A:It depends on how hard u throw them.
Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.
Q:How many dead babies does it take to paint a fence?
A:It depends on how hard u throw them.
Q:What's more disgusting that ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
A:One dead baby nailed to ten different trees.
by CottleZanze November 25, 2006
Occasionally brilliant pieces of wordplay featuring dead babies (if you couldn't figure that last bit out alone, kill yourself). Tasteless, but make a great icebreaker!
1: I've got a dead baby joke.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.
2: *groans in disgust and anticipation, as much sense as that shit makes*
1: What sound does a dead baby make in a blender?
2: Oh Jesus Christ on a pogo stick, not this shit again... what?
1: I don't know, I was too busy laughing.
by The God-Emperor April 12, 2008
Mark:what gets smaller and smaller and redder and redder
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.
Randy:what?
Mark: A baby brushing his hair with a potato pealer.
by imgoingtoeatyourbaby June 17, 2005