Officer: Is the zoo locked up?
Officer 2: Yes, let me just check the cameras one last time.
Officer 2: HOLY SHIT DBVA IS FUCKING THE DUCKS.
Officer 2: Yes, let me just check the cameras one last time.
Officer 2: HOLY SHIT DBVA IS FUCKING THE DUCKS.
by ILOVEPERC January 22, 2023
A man of passion, a man who loves animals, an experienced crystal PVPer, and a great lover.
He is kind to all animals, maybe too kind. Very giving, not a zoophile no matter what the court thinks.
He is not a zoophile. He may be on some sex offender lists, but they are probably just fake news.
He is not a zoophile because he only fucks his own animals, orally.
He is kind to all animals, maybe too kind. Very giving, not a zoophile no matter what the court thinks.
He is not a zoophile. He may be on some sex offender lists, but they are probably just fake news.
He is not a zoophile because he only fucks his own animals, orally.
DBVA is good at crystal PVP
by BOOSTEDOMGBRUH January 14, 2022