David and Goliath

After ejaculation and pulling out, a man pulls the condom off his penis and ties the end with the semen still inside. He swings it around his head like a sling shot and hurls it at the girl's face so it explodes all over her.

"Charity, I'm finished."
"Oh, Chris, sling the condom at me 'David and Goliath' style!"

David and Goliath by Kobe KTizzle January 30, 2008

David and goliath

The bible story that put more of the wrong people in power than just about any other story. Napoleon and Hitler most likely saw a little bit of David in themselves (even though they weren't Jewish kings), and likened themselves to David, fighting their opponents with a slingshot and outwitting them.

David and Goliath is a story of a Jewish youth who defeats a larger opponent, and more people who are not Jewish have used it to gain support for their cause/make it more popular (especially if its bullshit) than just about any other bible story.

David and goliath by Solid Mantis September 23, 2019

david and goliath

A condom gets left inside a person then someone else stretches it out and releases it causing a sting when it hits.

Jack- "I'm bored with donkey punching.
Jill- "Well finish up and you can give me a David and Goliath."
Jack- "Yahoo!"

david and goliath by Detwiler November 7, 2007

david and goliath

You get a boner and stick it through a girls boobs and get blown by the girl.

I gave your girlfriend a david and goliath last night.

david and goliath by CRAZYMOFOBEAST August 11, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019