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David and Goliath

After ejaculation and pulling out, a man pulls the condom off his penis and ties the end with the semen still inside. He swings it around his head like a sling shot and hurls it at the girl's face so it explodes all over her.
"Charity, I'm finished."
"Oh, Chris, sling the condom at me 'David and Goliath' style!"
David and Goliath by Kobe KTizzle January 30, 2008
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David and goliath

The bible story that put more of the wrong people in power than just about any other story. Napoleon and Hitler most likely saw a little bit of David in themselves (even though they weren't Jewish kings), and likened themselves to David, fighting their opponents with a slingshot and outwitting them.
David and Goliath is a story of a Jewish youth who defeats a larger opponent, and more people who are not Jewish have used it to gain support for their cause/make it more popular (especially if its bullshit) than just about any other bible story.
David and goliath by Solid Mantis September 23, 2019

david and goliath

A condom gets left inside a person then someone else stretches it out and releases it causing a sting when it hits.
Jack- "I'm bored with donkey punching.
Jill- "Well finish up and you can give me a David and Goliath."
Jack- "Yahoo!"
david and goliath by Detwiler November 7, 2007

david and goliath

You get a boner and stick it through a girls boobs and get blown by the girl.
I gave your girlfriend a david and goliath last night.
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B)
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A)
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