A mythical creature in which has a mullet and is most likely a hermaphrodite that wears short shorts. When you see it it is cursed ugliness so when you look at him you throw up for 9 hours straight. Every 1000 years he will find a mate named hayley.
"Holy shit did you see that daveyduke....bluuuugggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg(constant barfing)."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.