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Snowman's 'Tache 

After the male has expelled the majority of his semen in what ever manner he deems fit the remaining load is squeezed out along the top lip of the recipient, giving them a creamy mustache like that of a snowman.

Inspired by milk promoting posters typically found on the sides of buses and starring Rupert Grint (Ron Weasley)
"Gave the wife a right snowman's 'tache last night, she looked like she'd been guzzling a pint of milk!"
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snowman's land 

An area of sidewalk running past an abandoned house, vacant lot, or lazy person's home that remains unshoveled after a snowstorm.
Example #1: The post-blizzard walk to Somerville wasn't bad except for crossing that treacherous snowman's land next to the junkyard.

Example #2: Our neighbors never shovel their sidewalk! It's always a complete snowman's land in front of their house even after the whole street is clear.
snowman's land by suzpocalypse February 22, 2011

Snowman's Finger 

The practise of freezing a length of faeces with a view to using it as a masturbatory tool.
Mike: What did you do over the weekend, Pete?

Pete: Froze some sh*t and used it to pleasure Patricia.

Mike: Ah, the old snowman's finger, eh.
Snowman's Finger by SusieQ August 24, 2008

Snowman's Load 

A large icy beverage. eg. Slush Drink, Sno-Cone or Ice Water.
"I was so thirsty, I swallowed a Snowman's Load."

Variation: "It is so hot... I could sure go down on a snowman right now!"
Snowman's Load by groimsley December 11, 2010

colder than a snowman's junk 

adj. When the ambient outdoor temperature is less than the average temperature of the genitalia of a snowman; i.e., very, very cold.
Fuck me, it's colder than a snowman's junk out here!

A snowman's chance in hell 

The chance a snowman has before it is obliterated by the fire and brimstone of hell.
An issue or person doesn't have a snowman's chance in hell of being accepted by a certain process, as consistently proven by past experience; there's no need to run that snowman through the entire process...again.

It's not over until the snowman melts 

A politically correct version of "It ain't over till the fat lady sings". It means that one should not presume to know the outcome of an season or event which is still in progress. A phrase is used when a situation or season is (or appears to be) nearing its conclusion. It cautions against assuming that the current state of an season or event is irreversible and clearly determines how or when the event will end. The phrase is most commonly used in association with the end of the winter season pending the last frost.
Don't plant your crops to early as "It's not over until the snowman melts"