the manifestation of dangling. The phenomena of danglage is governed by Newton's Laws of Danglage, the set of truths pertaining to dangling, as discerned and elucidated by the great Sir
Isaac Newton:
First Law: A person dangling tends to continue dangling until acted upon by an external force. This
resistance to a change in danglage is referred to as danglertia.
Second Law: Danglage=Mass*Dangleration, where dangleration is the rate at which the danglocity increases or decreases (danglocity in dangles per unit time).
Third Law: For every dangle, there is an equal and opposite fumble.
*In the universe, danglage is conserved. That is, the sum of the danglage of the universe is constant.