danger noodle

A snake

Look out! A danger noodle!
Wtf r u talking about craig

*Gets bitten*
lol
*dies*

by tannerge January 21, 2016

danger noodle

A snek who is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYYYYYYYYY LONG AND DANGEROUS!

Person 1: Cool snake.
Person 2: Nah, it's a danger noodle.

by for40+yroldstrynalearninternet August 15, 2022

danger noodle

snake

oh fuck watch out it's a danger noodle

by Bread_man69420 December 07, 2021

danger noodle

Matthew Maldonado. The most cautionary pasta ever. When he gets roasted he becomes spaghetti.

"Danger Noodle! You are the worst!"

by majestic sea flap flap January 17, 2016

Danger Noodle

Another word for snek, which is another word for snake

Jerry: i got to boop the nose of a danger noodle today

by WALUIGIfan69 October 22, 2017

Danger Noodle

The slithery nope ropes that wiggle wiggle wiggle and squiggly bite bite while you squirmey watch out

The danger noodle wiggle wiggled up the shore to squiggly bite bite the squirmey watch out

by IwnshienzalLxnejsis April 25, 2017

Danger noodle

A snake

"It looked like a danger noodle for a second, it was just a piece of wire"

by Don't use your real name. If May 12, 2019