danger noodle

Look out! A danger noodle!
Wtf r u talking about craig

*Gets bitten*
lol
*dies*

Words you can keep

Danger Noodle

Another word for snek, which is another word for snake

Jerry: i got to boop the nose of a danger noodle today

The slithery nope ropes that wiggle wiggle wiggle and squiggly bite bite while you squirmey watch out

The danger noodle wiggle wiggled up the shore to squiggly bite bite the squirmey watch out

"It looked like a danger noodle for a second, it was just a piece of wire"

A snek who is VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERYYYYYYYYY LONG AND DANGEROUS!

Person 1: Cool snake.
Person 2: Nah, it's a danger noodle.

I saw a danger noodle in the bush last night. It had large fangs the size of your face.

oh fuck watch out it's a danger noodle