TheAuthorLives's definitions

Spicy White

Someone who is white skinned/is predominantly of European ancestry but isn't a WASP. Comes from distinct cultures separate from Northern Europe, i.e. (white) Hispanics, Spaniards, Italians, Greeks, etc. Overlaps with Mediterranean people but not all spicy whites are Mediterraneans (i.e. the Balkans).

Person 1: Hey where are you from?
Person 2: I'm spicy white. My parents are white Puerto Ricans.

by TheAuthorLives July 8, 2020

Damascus

Verb. To shove a broomstick or any sharp object up another person’s ass. Coined after the junior varsity football team at Damascus High School was discovered hazing other members of the team with shoving broomsticks up other teammate’s asses.

Person 1: I don’t want to go to lax practice

Person 2: Come or I’m gonna Damascus you

by TheAuthorLives April 13, 2019