Dads friend 

The friend of the family that is usually the daughters first crush in her younger years.

The friend of the family the daughter thinks of her first older male encounter because he is the first one to pay her attention.

The trusted friend eying your daughter.

My dads friend is hot, he pays attention to me and gets me not like the boys and he's not like my dad, he's cool.

I noticed your dads friend looking at you, I think he likes you

Dads friend by dads friend January 1, 2012

Your Dad's friend 

Someone possibly an uncle or just a friend of your father's that used the title of "your Dad's friend" as leverage to sexually molest you.

"Don't worry, I'm your Dad's friend"

Talk to your real/fake uncle

"I'm your Dad's friend, you have to listen to me"

Your Dad's friend by you gonna get raped May 27, 2009

Show My Dad's Friend Guitar Hero

A commonly used excuse to leave a social situation for a few minutes to masturbate

I'll be right back. I have to go show my dad's friend guitar hero really fast.

Show My Dad's Friend Guitar Hero by Filbs April 7, 2008

dadfriend 

A dadfriend is when you see an older man with a hot young chick, and they are dating or attached to each other.

He is too old for her to be her boyfriend. He's gotta be her dadfriend.

dadfriend by juliush6969 March 10, 2011

dadfriend 

an older man who is like a boyfriend but too old to be called that. A dadfriend is different from a "dad friend" who is around the same age as the girl . The dadfriend is significantly older (40s+) the girl is typically in her early to mid 20s .. There is probably an age gap of at least 15 years ... definition coined january 2022

A So this guy you're seeing, he's so ooooold , like what is he ? B "Oh he's my dadfriend "

dadfriend by LouAdmin February 23, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019