D-Rock 

When a man, who hasnt masturbated in such a long time, does it facing toward another person, and when he ejaculates it hits them so hard it hurts!

Person 1 - "Yo bluh, this guy is trying to boi me around. If he aint careful, im'a wack my dick out and D-Rock him straight in the forehead, i aint messing around"

Person 1s Mate - "Yer seen, quit messin mate. You dont want him to D Rock you!"

Person 2 - "Eazy now rudebwoy, i might like it if he D Rocks me, I'm gonna try n catch his cum in my mouth!"

Person 1 - Fuck that shit...!

D-Rock by Scott Esskay December 20, 2006

D-Rock 

A curly-haired over enthusiastic teacher at Wilton High School. He is the assistant coach for the Wilton High School Varsity Soccer team and tries to prove himself as a real soccer player even though he will always live in the shadow of his more successful cousin Kristine Lilly. He finds comfort in hitting on freshman girls in his Western Civilization classes.

Wow D-Rock, that was a terrible shot... I bet Kristine would have made that. Why don't you go hit on that ugly freshman girl again?

D-Rock by WHS soccer October 10, 2005

D-Rock 

Frizzy haired male frequently skips class to take road trips to weird places like Iowa. Attractive but loses any and all skill with ladies when under the influence of alcohol. Obsessed with Madden 2005. Probably masturbates between 16 and 17 times per day. King of diving for little to no reason in broomball. Very sexy, huge wang, etc etc.

-Hey D-Rock quit playing your Madden franchise and come drink.

-Krog pushes D-Rock and some girl into eachother and they kiss. D-Rock thanks Krog

-Doesn't D-Rock have class today? Yeah but he's in Michigan.

D-Rock by JK February 18, 2005

D-Rock 

When you're planning to commit a crime, and are openly talking about your plan in public, an innocent bystander decides to give you a nudge towards actually committing the crime. After the crime is committed, that same innocent bystander turns you into the police and you spend the foreseeable future in prison. You've been D-Rock'd.

Devin told some peeps on the court he was gonna rob the 7-11. Marcus came forward and told him, "if you're really gonna do this, you need to plan this right and leave your fingerprints all over the place". Marcus calls the police the next morning and rats on this shithead. You've been D-Rock'd.

D-Rock by MGE0004 September 7, 2018

D-rock 

When a friend says they want to hangout with you, but then ignores you, and doesn't hang out.

Jim:"Did Derek text you back, when he was going to head over?"
Jerry:"No, I think he's pulling a D-rock tonight..."

D-rock by FuckingShitFaceCum August 13, 2017

D rock 

the blast from a cumshot hits someone so hard that it blows them away

mr wilder dont make me give you the d-rock

D rock by tyler murray April 26, 2005

D rock 

where you dont materbate for two months and you wank off and when you hit someone with the blast, it hits them so hard that it hurts.

Mr Wilder dont make me give you the d-rock.

D rock by tyler murray April 26, 2005