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Cyroaudiovascularmalexia 

Terminal disease that restricts blood flow to the ears. If untreated, your ears will fall off and the disease will eventually spread to the brain resulting in death. The only treatment is to warm up your ears by using the inner thighs of a preferably pretty female. The easiest way is to allow the female to sit on your face so the warmest part of her body will be warming your ears up to avoid death. You need to stay in that position constantly.
I'm not a perv, I just have cyroaudiovascularmalexia. It's terminal.
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crodie is a ride or die bro, this is the person that you do anything for no matter what. This person is also your day one brother who has stuck with you threw the good and the bad. Crodies are family and trust worthy.
why u talking shit? Thats my crodie!
crodie by johnny.23 March 1, 2017
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Crodies are ride or dies in a blue gang, essentially what a crip calls his homies since they don’t use B’s,
Mandem: saying you was dissing my crodie SJ?
wastemans: nah fham but his jordans dutty
Crodie by tdotKAI November 20, 2018
The crip version of "brody" meaning "brother" or "bro" as a friend. This term is commonly used in south Ontario, Canada as their are a lot of crips located in the GTA (greater Toronto area). This term can be used by anyone who isn't a blood and knows a lot of crips.
- I saw you with that man the other day. Is that your boy?
- Yeah, that's my crody, styll
Crody by 905$AVAG3 May 15, 2018
Something looking bad or not presentable.
Person 1: "Have you seen her hair".

Person 2: "Yeah girl it looks coroded".
Coroded by dEEJAY lOONIE May 22, 2009
She crode at the wedding.
Crode by D3vilOps September 17, 2021
A friend who makes you drink all night
I was cyroed last night
cyroed by Sello March 28, 2015