When two people, who are attracted to each other, agree to skip formal courtship and immediately enter a casual, sexual relationship.
Look, we've both had it rough when it comes to failed relationships and could probably use a break. I think you're cute and fun to be around, so why not just cut to the chase and go back to my place?
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).