Defecate. It's derived from a combination of the curve ball in baseball typically being called the 2 pitch, and the denotation of urination as number 1 and defecation as number 2. Thus, to pitch a curveball means to do a number 2.
by johnnybass October 3, 2008
Whilst a woman is resting on her back with head upon pillow, she provides the gentleman in question with much-awaited fellatio. He then withdraws from her oral cavity, proceeds in his wind-up, and clamps her mouth shut. The gentleman then ejects his seminal fluid upon her facial aperture. After commensuration of bodily fluid levels is complete, a swift jab to the olfactory organ is necessary to produce the vibrant seams of the aforementioned curveball.
A baseball fan, Tom enjoyed the baseball game so much he decided to bring the game into his bedroom, and delivered a Columbus Curveball upon the face of the slightly overweight transvestite named Sally lying beneath him.
by Husky Ballsweat McGee II August 16, 2008
To take a shit. Stems from the phrase "dropping a deuce" whereas a curveball in baseball is indicated by the number 2.
by Bostwick_ April 25, 2021
You got a curveball dick.
by WilsonRoberts June 3, 2017
When you fake with your hand that you are reaching for a titty twister, but instead reach down abruptly into the homie’s pants and grab their junk.
by The Gosh Dang Bruin April 21, 2021
by ( * ) August 2, 2017
Something that makes things multiple times more difficult than it would otherwise be, such as a female gang member being the one to pull a switchblade knife on somebody, because then you're trying to disarm her without causing any real major injury, but there's nothing you're not allowed to do to a guy including take a life, as long as you're ready to lose your own in the process.
Females get to throw guys curveballs that not all sexes get to throw (kind of like they are above human), and nobody is really allowed to question or even talk about it being unfair or a double standard, but everyone is expected to still treat all sexes as human (with nobody above human).
by The Original Agahnim November 2, 2021